Dave’s Log, Stardate 12.15.2013.
Mission: To observe and report the behavior of the Day children to the man in Red.
Day Eleven: Boring! I just hung on spider cobweb covered deer antlers in the boy’s room all day.
Day Twelve: Not as bad as the day before. The Lady in Charge finally put up the family Christmas tree. It took her forever to to put the tree up, does she not understand how important the tree is? Does she not enjoy Christmas? My mind was put at ease when she plugged the lights in and the tree lit up like a shining star. I just sat on the window sill and stared at the lights hypnotized.
Day Thirteen: It was a confusing and long day. After talking to the Big man in Red the night before, I flew back to my host family’s home and they weren’t there. The house was completely empty. It was terrifying, I thought that they had left me behind. I searched the house for clues to find out where they had gone to. I looked everywhere and tried to remember what the family had been talking about the day before. It hit me like a sack of candy canes on the head, they went to their cabin Up North. Once I figured out where they where, I hurried my little butt up there faster than you can say Jingle All the Way. Once I got to the cabin, I instantly fell in love with the place. It was cozy and warm. There was this neat little handmade boat that was the perfect size for me. The boat was facing a magnificent wreath hanging above the wood stove. The wreath was decked out in Blue and Gold lights and ornaments. I wish I could go back to the little boat it was so comfy.
Day Fourteen: On Saturday I decided to work on my muscles. I did some ab workouts hanging from a lamp. I feel stronger than ever now. After my personal gym time, I continued my observations. During the course of the day I was freaked out, disgusted, and excited. I was freaked out because the boys went hunting and brought back their game. I had thought that they had shot a reindeer! Of course they didn’t though, it was only common white tail deer. I got disgusted when they started gutting the deer in garage, gross. I got excited when the girls of the family started baking Christmas cookies. It smelled so sweet and delicious throughout the whole cabin.
Day Fifteen: I had a great laugh today. The boy had broken his glasses a few days ago and hasn’t been able to see well. I was hiding in one of the bedrooms on a random shelf. The boy and the girl were having a contest to see who could find me first. The boy went into the bathroom to brush his teeth (without wearing his glasses) and thought he saw me on the top shelf in there. He started telling everyone he had found me and I just started laughing, because I knew he didn’t find me. I then heard him yell to everyone again saying “Never mind, I didn’t find him.” His mom went to investigate what he had actually saw. It turns out that he thought he saw me because he couldn’t see very well. He confused me with a bottle of toilet bowl cleaner. The cleaner was red and white like me. I couldn’t believe it, he thought I was toilet cleaner. I was almost rolling on the floor I was laughing so hard.
That is all for now,